An unnamed woman visiting the Berlin Zoo yesterday. In an apparent attempt to frolick with polar bears (maybe she watched The Golden Compass too many times), her silly ass jumped into their enclosure and swam with them...during feeding time.
She was bitten several times for her trouble until she was finally hoisted out by the zoo staff. All I have to say is that it is truly fortunate that she was not eaten. Polar bears are intelligent beings and really have no business ingesting anyting THIS FUCKING RETARDED.
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